Garden folklore rots fast. This Gnome design twists fairytale whimsy into something vicious—a grinning forest brute clutching an axe slick with consequence, skull trophy still warm in his grasp. Neon slime bleeds into poisoned soil as his beard drips with otherworldly rot, eyes glowing with feral delight. “Keep Off the Grass” reads like a warning carved too late. The black fabric swallows the woods whole, letting toxic greens and hellish gold burn bright and hostile. Gothic, darkly comic, and unapologetically cruel, this tee feels like folklore told by survivors—where the small things were always the most dangerous.
